the professional

Big Elliott says, "Keaton, what is your middle name." Keaton then answers appropriately with the correct answer and goes back to drawing.
Big Elliott says, "Elliott, what is your middle name." Little Elliott keeps drawing while he says his middle name...then he pauses, looks up (moving only his eyes, not his head...you know, that kind of look) and says, "but, that is my professional name."

Where in the world does he get this stuff? I can't stop chuckling about the little professional.